Doctor Figures Out What's Wrong With You People

Doctor Figures Out What's Wrong With You People

During the Q&A panel of five pastors in the 2014 National Conference, where nobody seemed to be listening, R.C. Sproul Sr. outrageously bellowed without any warning or perceived reason, “What’s wrong with you people?” It was a move which was out of character, in poor taste, and lacking any meaningful tact. Dr. Sproul never issued…

Satanic Temple's Tax-Exempt Status Unites Church and State

Satanic Temple's Tax-Exempt Status Unites Church and State

In keeping with the constitutional idea of religious freedom, the IRS has recognized The Satanic Temple as a church and conferred upon them tax-exempt status. Many in the church of Satan have expressed something akin to joy over this decision because it affords them legal protection in religious discrimination suits, and it also removes them…

Bethel's gold dust accidentally mixed with glue

Bethel's gold dust accidentally mixed with glue

It’s no secret that Bethel church has special “manifestations” of the “spirit” during their services. One such manifestation is apparent “gold dust” falling out of thin air. But, it’s not gold dust. It’s glitter, and it came from Hobby Lobby. Apparently last week at Bethel Church, the person responsible for pouring the “gold dust” (glitter)…

Why Does Reformation Charlotte Want Worship Leaders to be Gay?

Why Does Reformation Charlotte Want Worship Leaders to be Gay?

This is a question I’ve been pondering for a long time—since last night when I read RC’s article on gay-looking worship leaders. When you read the article about effeminized worship singers, you see a particular underlying wishful thinking, or is that wistful thinking? Wristful? Bent wrist? Something like that. RC didn’t exactly say that they…

John Piper Denies Grape Nuts Three Times

John Piper Denies Grape Nuts Three Times

John Piper, the author of the bestselling book “Don’t Waste Your Life,” was recently reprimanded by the elder board of Bethlehem Baptist church in Minneapolis, MN where it was reported that a group of laymen witnessed him publicly enjoying his best life now. What was the charge, you ask? Nothing other than savoring a heart-satisfying,…

Slick on Slicks

Slick on Slicks

For years author, Matt Slick has defended the Christian faith in numerous debates. He has been a huge influence in people’s spiritual growth and is a household name. In his podcasts he often presents himself as a fallen sinner fighting hard against his sin. With Matt’s catchy-one liners and constant mocking of himself, you can’t help but like the guy. But when we saw the…

Brenda Johnson caught grave sucking Bruce Lee's tomb

Brenda Johnson caught grave sucking Bruce Lee's tomb

She’s at it again. Brenda Johnson (wife of Bill Johnson) was caught grave sucking at Bruce Lee’s tomb in an effort to learn kung-foo. Johnson wants to increase her spirit-butt-kicking-powers to show the world how effective grave sucking can be. Shortly after her grave sucking experience she headed back to Redding, CA to try out…

Modalism Broadcasting Network Announces New Show For Women

Modalism Broadcasting Network Announces New Show For Women

The Heresy View premiered on the Modalism Broadcasting Network yesterday. Headed by Lori Grouch and her four co-hosts, this is an exciting new program by heretic women for undiscerning women. Their website promises to give all the F’s—faith, family, and friendship. The hosts of the show say they are excited to build a community of…

Baptist Pastor Suddenly Bursts Into Flames During Sunday Morning Sermon

Baptist Pastor Suddenly Bursts Into Flames During Sunday Morning Sermon

A local independent fundamental Baptist pastor suddenly burst into flames on Sunday morning as he continued his series on God’s Provision. That particular Sunday he just so happened to land on Romans chapter 9 wherein he had cleverly concocted a final authoritative word against the Calvinist doctrine of predestination. “It’s about nations!” he shouted as…