Fluffy Unicorns are More Important than Science, Says Chan

Fluffy Unicorns are More Important than Science, Says Chan

At the 2019 Church Leaders Conference, Francis Chan claimed that unity is more important than truth.  The former pastor of Cornerstone Community Church has lately been uniting himself with unsavory characters, like Todd White and the man this news source identified as the Werewolf of Israel. Curious as to where his new thinking would lead,…

Charismatic Changes Theology to Match Personal Experience

Charismatic Changes Theology to Match Personal Experience

Eric Johnston, a self-proclaimed apostle, had a eureka moment his carefully studied Biblical theology was all wrong. “There I was preaching that Christians could be oppressed, regressed, depressed, and obsessed by demons but could not be possessed because an evil spirit could not indwell the same body as the Holy Spirit. Then suddenly one of…

Christian Expresses Displeasure with FaceBook Posts Through FaceBook

Christian Expresses Displeasure with FaceBook Posts Through FaceBook

“If you were a Christian, you wouldn’t be giving lectures on Facebook,” says Zeke Daniels in his most recent Facebook post. “Instead you would be out ministering to… I don’t know… starving recent philosophy graduates like myself.” Zeke is one of millions of younger Christians caught up in the news of recent abortion bans in…

Counsellors Called in After Memes Left in Christian Facebook Group

An emergency crisis counsellor consoles a distraught group member SACREMENTO- Grief and trauma counsellors have been dispatched today, to help members of a small Christian satire Facebook group as they deal with the aftermath of seeing four memes that allegedly questioned the quality of the group’s humour.    “We’re seeing a variety of post traumatic…

Zucknos Finds the Fourth FaceBook Stone

Zucknos Finds the Fourth FaceBook Stone

Sources close to YMBAH have reported that Zucknos has just obtained the fourth FaceBook stone. Each of the six stones contain a different aspect of the FaceBook cosmos. The power stone gives Zucknos the ability to destroy any individual or group in the FaceBook universe.  Reports of the sudden demise of accounts and groups show…