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Trump Allegedly Assaults Fast Food Worker While in Drag

Trump Allegedly Assaults Fast Food Worker While in Drag

News media recently reported that a Florida woman assaulted a Burger King manager over french fries.  YMBAH conducted its own investigation and discovered that the accused was really President Donald Trump in drag. Wearing a platinum blond wig and calling himself Natasha, President Trump visited the fast food restaurant on April 2nd, demanding free fries. …

Fluffy Unicorns are More Important than Science, Says Chan

Fluffy Unicorns are More Important than Science, Says Chan

At the 2019 Church Leaders Conference, Francis Chan claimed that unity is more important than truth.  The former pastor of Cornerstone Community Church has lately been uniting himself with unsavory characters, like Todd White and the man this news source identified as the Werewolf of Israel. Curious as to where his new thinking would lead,…

Charismatic Changes Theology to Match Personal Experience

Charismatic Changes Theology to Match Personal Experience

Eric Johnston, a self-proclaimed apostle, had a eureka moment his carefully studied Biblical theology was all wrong. “There I was preaching that Christians could be oppressed, regressed, depressed, and obsessed by demons but could not be possessed because an evil spirit could not indwell the same body as the Holy Spirit. Then suddenly one of…

Christian Expresses Displeasure with FaceBook Posts Through FaceBook

Christian Expresses Displeasure with FaceBook Posts Through FaceBook

“If you were a Christian, you wouldn’t be giving lectures on Facebook,” says Zeke Daniels in his most recent Facebook post. “Instead you would be out ministering to… I don’t know… starving recent philosophy graduates like myself.” Zeke is one of millions of younger Christians caught up in the news of recent abortion bans in…