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Counsellors Called in After Memes Left in Christian Facebook Group

An emergency crisis counsellor consoles a distraught group member SACREMENTO- Grief and trauma counsellors have been dispatched today, to help members of a small Christian satire Facebook group as they deal with the aftermath of seeing four memes that allegedly questioned the quality of the group’s humour.    “We’re seeing a variety of post traumatic…

Zucknos Finds the Fourth FaceBook Stone

Zucknos Finds the Fourth FaceBook Stone

Sources close to YMBAH have reported that Zucknos has just obtained the fourth FaceBook stone. Each of the six stones contain a different aspect of the FaceBook cosmos. The power stone gives Zucknos the ability to destroy any individual or group in the FaceBook universe.  Reports of the sudden demise of accounts and groups show…

Researchers Say Blowing Smoke Assists the Holy Spirit

Researchers Say Blowing Smoke Assists the Holy Spirit

REDDING- Researchers at the prestigious Bethel School Of Supernatural Ministry have released preliminary findings of a study, suggesting that smoke is directly linked to the working of the Holy Spirit. “Early data shows that the use of smoke machines during worship concerts is directly correlated to the successful working of the Holy Spirit,” said Chris…

Powerful Woman of History Falls Victim to Jory Micah's Scathing Criticism

Powerful Woman of History Falls Victim to Jory Micah's Scathing Criticism

After Jory Micah tweeted a criticism of the ancient Israeli king David through a postmodern Western lens, she then appropriated other historical cultures to see if they stand up to the scrutiny of white America. “Genghis Khan’s three-fold abuse of power displeases modern sensibility: Launched a fighting campaign in Eurasia—abuse of powerKhan conquered a substantial…

Doctor Figures Out What's Wrong With You People

Doctor Figures Out What's Wrong With You People

During the Q&A panel of five pastors in the 2014 National Conference, where nobody seemed to be listening, R.C. Sproul Sr. outrageously bellowed without any warning or perceived reason, “What’s wrong with you people?” It was a move which was out of character, in poor taste, and lacking any meaningful tact. Dr. Sproul never issued…